Total Medals Earned: 71 (From 25 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,650 Points
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/395 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Get freaky on a Friday.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/22 (5/515 points)
Slay 10 vermin with Flamethrower
Unlock Bwizzard
Unlock Metamancer
Unlock Scummoner
Unlock Light Knight
Unlock Night Knight
Finish 5 vermin with Insanity Charge
Unlock Bonewalker
Heal yourself 5 times with Pontiff Orb
Unlock Top Ninja
Unlock Supreme Fool
Slay 10 vermin with Supreme Volley
Unlock Boomer
Unlock Drunk Munk
Unlock Moon Master
Unlock Notesman
Click the SHRIMP GAME link
Click the Gimmicko link
Become a god
Unlock all demo classes
Complete the tutorial
Medals Earned: 1/19 (10/645 points)
Good job!
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 2/33 (10/380 points)
from the Madness series
from LARRY
from the Audio Portal
from Alien Hominid
from BEEBO
from the Brackenwood series
from Blockhead
from Cat Face
from Nameless
from NWAR
from Eddsworld
from Miss Dynamite
from the Greasy Moose series
from the Neurotically Yours series
from the No Evil series
from Jerry
from Girlchan in Paradise
from Kerrigan and the Frog, etc.
from Leo & Satan
from Pico's School
from Salad Fingers
from Newgrounds
from Time Fcuk
from XOMBIE
from ZTV News
Try out a mini-games' alternate keys!
Link to a figurine's original submission!
Control the hands in the mini-game select screen!
Read the story!
Look at the figurines!
Watch the movie!
Find all the mini-games' Easter eggs!
Beat every mini-game!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (200/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/390 points)
You made Pico, congrats!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (175/370 points)
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
You killed the teacher, happy now?
What's Hanzo gonna do?
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
Beat the game on novice difficulty.
Beat the game on apprentice difficulty.
Beat the game on master difficulty.
Max out red and white levels on a wizard.
Max out red level on a wizard.
Max out red and black levels on a wizard.
Max out red, green and white levels on a wizard.
Max out red and green levels on a wizard.
Max out red, green and black levels on a wizard.
Max out green and white levels on a wizard.
Max out green level on a wizard.
Max out green and black levels on a wizard.
Max out green, blue and white levels on a wizard.
Max out green and blue levels on a wizard.
Max out green, blue and black levels on a wizard.
Max out blue and white levels on a wizard.
Max out blue level on a wizard.
Max out blue and black levels on a wizard.
Max out red, blue and white levels on a wizard.
Max out red and blue levels on a wizard.
Max out red, blue and black levels on a wizard.
Max out white level on a wizard.
Max out black and white levels on a wizard.
Max out black level on a wizard.